Mehitabel T. Catt, 1981 - 1997

I named her Mehitabel after Don Marquis' character, Mehitabel, in "Archy and Mehitabel", a collection of poetry, composed allegedly by a poet who was reincarnated as a cockroach. All the letters are in lower case because the author had to hit the keys on the typewriter with his head (being a bug) and was unable to find a way to hit the shift key at the same time as the other key.

Mehitabel's Strange Alliances

Her union contract was originally posted to soc.pets in 1986 when the netnews hierarchy was much flatter.

Mehitabel's Abbreviated Life History

When I lived in Haight Ashbury, she waltzed into my kitchen, hopped on the counter to eat my dinner, jumped in the fridge for more dinner, and made herself at home. She had a litter of kittens in my closet two months later. The kittens all went to good homes, I might add, and she was promptly spayed three days after the last one went.

She and I lived in 11 different places together and she liked riding in my car to visit people.

She peed all over the place. I hope there is a place in heaven for people who don't strangle their pets for inappropriate urination. Her nickname was "Urine Trouble". She was the Boss of the Cats and was very affectionate with people.

She lived for 16 1/2 years with me, which means she was 17 to 17 1/2 when she died. Her ashes are buried under a rose bush, the type of which is called "Golden Showers". I think the rosarian who named that bush had led a sheltered life. It is a lovely rosebush and aptly named for "Urine Trouble's" final resting place.



mehitabel sings a song







well boss mehitabel the cat
has been wooing
the muse no pun please
and i am privileged
to present her song just
as she sang it to several of her dubious
feline friends in the alley
last night as follows


there s a dance or two
in the old dame yet
believe me you
there s a dance or two
before i m through
you get me pet
there s a dance or two
in the old dame yet

life s too dam funny
for me to explain
it s kicks or money
life s too dam funny
it s one day sunny
the next day rain
life s too dam funny
for me to explain

but toujours gai
is my motto kid
the devil s to pay
but toujours gai
and once in a way
let s lift the lid
but toujours gai
is my motto kid

thank god i m a lady
and class will tell
you hear me sadie
thank god i m a lady
my past is shady
but whotthehell
thank god i m a lady
and class will tell

a gentleman friend
i met t other day
coaxed me to amend
a gentleman friend
you meet on a bend
is often that way
a gentleman friend
i met t other day

i says to him dearie
i live my own life
of marriage i m leery
i says to him dearie
if you wasn t beery
you wouldn t say wife
i says to him dearie
i live my own life

i says to him bertie
i ll end down the bay
the garbage scow s dirty
i says to him bertie
but me here and gertie
is both on our way
i says to him bertie
i ll end down the bay

i never sing blue
whotthehell bill
believe me you
i never sing blue
there s a dance or two
in the old dame still
i never sing blue
wotthehell bill

it appears to me boss
that mehitabel is still far
from being the quiet
domestic character you and i
had hoped she might become
archy

archy and mehitabel by don marquis

reproduced without permission (and its a good thing they are not scientologists)
copied from the Anchor Books edition of 1973
copyright, 1927, 1930 by Doubleday & Company, inc. copyright 1916, 1917, 1918, 1919, 1921, 1922 by Sun Printing & Publishing Ass'n.
copyright 1922, 1923, 1924, 1925 by New York Tribune, Inc.
1925, 1926 by P.F. Collier and Son Company.
(looks like everyone has had their mitts on this one)